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jayoen: terminallycooking: thegirlwhocriedduhdoy: drswriting: Stabbed with my home phone 7 inches deep. on my neck 7% survival chance. I am FUCKED. Stabbed with one of my Strattera capsules, six inches deep, on my left cheekbone, 99% survival chance. Whoah cool hey guys just walking around with my meds in my face. 8) ((Stabbed with the chair I’m sitting in, eight inches deep, in my stomach, 86% chance of survival. Dude That probably hurts My chair isn’t even sharp or anything fuck)) Stabbed with my tablet pen 1 inch deep stabbed in the chin 80% survival chance. meh, I’ll live. wait, my wrist isn’t even 11 inches deep

jayoen:

terminallycooking:

thegirlwhocriedduhdoy:

drswriting:

Stabbed with my home phone

7 inches deep.

on my neck

7% survival chance.

I am FUCKED.

Stabbed with one of my Strattera capsules, six inches deep, on my left cheekbone, 99% survival chance.

Whoah cool hey guys just walking around with my meds in my face. 8)

((Stabbed with the chair I’m sitting in, eight inches deep, in my stomach, 86% chance of survival.

Dude

That probably hurts

My chair isn’t even sharp or anything fuck))

Stabbed with my tablet pen

1 inch deep

stabbed in the chin

80% survival chance.

meh, I’ll live.

wait, my wrist isn’t even 11 inches deep

Reblogged 9 months ago from jayoen (Originally from klondyk3)
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    …..I got stabbed on my leg with a blanket and the cut is 11 inch deep…..and my survival rate is only 18%?!!
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    I got stabbed with tennis shoes and it’s nine inches deep and 36 percent chance of survival. WELP IM FUCKED
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    My shirt, my thigh, 9 inches deep, with a 34% chance of survival. Wut.
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    I’ve been stabbed by my shorts 5 inches deep in my toe with a 98% chance of surviving okayyyyy
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    Toothbrush, 6 inches into my left boob. 00% survival… That actually makes sense o.o
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    I don’t have a phone number; shftngh, how do I do this?
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    My hair, 8 inches deep, 58% of survival. Or if hair doesn’t count, a pillow. … deadly things, hair and pillows.
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    Wii remote to the boob, 11 inches deep with a 30% chance of survival ………….
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    I’ve been stabbed with a CD 8 inches deep into my stomach. I have a 19% chance of survival. Well then.
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    Stabbed by my mouse pad, 4 inches deep, in my nose, 33% chance of survival. Help?
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